One Night Part 5 (conclusion!)

dreadpiratedee:

concupiscence66:

Title:  One Night

Author:  Concupid

Pairing:  Howard/Vince

Rating:  NC-17 for safety. 

Warnings:  sex, language

Summary:  Howard and Vince talk.  Eventually.

Author’s note:  It’s been a while!  I got really stuck on the last chapter, but suddenly the boys decided to cooperate.  I hope it was worth the wait.

http://concupiscence66.livejournal.com/100855.html

Completely worth the wait. Such a lovely ending.

Mandatory reblog. Well done, smut wizard.

dontbeanassbutt:

shingeki-no-freeojin:

iamavithejester:

professorfangirl:

feministsupernatural:

stephgonzal:

sparklingganymede:

abaldwin360:

What would Jesus not do?

Things Jesus would do:
Flip tables
Turn water into fine wine to save your wedding party
Tell the weather outside to STOP
Curse trees for producing shitty fruit
Bring people back from the dead
Go fishing
Give you food
Whatever the hell he wants to on the Sabbath
Make furniture
Walk across the ocean because you need to stop

This…is the best

As Stalkingstalkerthatstalks said: Canon Jesus is better than fanon Jesus.

Canon Jesus is better than fanon Jesus.

CAN I GET THAT ON A TSHIRT

Fanon Jesus is a white guy who hugs lambs 
Canon Jesus is a sassy middle eastern guy who hung out with prostitudes and spread peace and acceptance of everyone

who also hugged lambs

Canon Jesus would also never vote Republican. And I’m pretty sure no believer of Fanon Jesus would want to sit next to CJ on a plane.

dontbeanassbutt:

shingeki-no-freeojin:

iamavithejester:

professorfangirl:

feministsupernatural:

stephgonzal:

sparklingganymede:

abaldwin360:

What would Jesus not do?

Things Jesus would do:

  • Flip tables
  • Turn water into fine wine to save your wedding party
  • Tell the weather outside to STOP
  • Curse trees for producing shitty fruit
  • Bring people back from the dead
  • Go fishing
  • Give you food
  • Whatever the hell he wants to on the Sabbath
  • Make furniture
  • Walk across the ocean because you need to stop

This…is the best

As Stalkingstalkerthatstalks said: Canon Jesus is better than fanon Jesus.

Canon Jesus is better than fanon Jesus.

CAN I GET THAT ON A TSHIRT

Fanon Jesus is a white guy who hugs lambs 

Canon Jesus is a sassy middle eastern guy who hung out with prostitudes and spread peace and acceptance of everyone

who also hugged lambs

Canon Jesus would also never vote Republican. And I’m pretty sure no believer of Fanon Jesus would want to sit next to CJ on a plane.

Richard Ayoade in “The Watch”.

I need a moment to shower my mind.

This picture of Julian is perfection. I would like to elaborate but I cannot think of anything else to say. Maybe yum. Yeah, let’s go for yum.

This picture of Julian is perfection. I would like to elaborate but I cannot think of anything else to say. Maybe yum. Yeah, let’s go for yum.

bythepowerof-topshop:

Saving Terry

How can his eyes be so beautiful? I mean really? What is you Noel? Yes? No? Tell me.

bythepowerof-topshop:

Saving Terry

How can his eyes be so beautiful? I mean really? What is you Noel? Yes? No? Tell me.

Happy Birthday Peter.

I still love you and always will.

littleredchucks:

heartrachel:

sojavanillemilch:

Noel in conventional clothes. This is confusing on so many levels.

Manly Noel is my favorite Noel and this is my favorite interview.

The Confuser strikes again! Cos manly Noel in straight clothes is confusing, and the open shirt makes me lose my train of thoug-

what was I saying?

I think you wanted to thank Noel for not bothering to button up shirts or zip up his jumpsuits.

Noel in conventional clothes. This is confusing on so many levels.

concupiscence66:

It’s time to sign of for Small Fandom Bang again, aka, the time of year when I write something other than Howard/Vince or Ju/Noel. I’d appreciate feedback if there’s something people would be interested in reading. I have written Nathan Barley, Sweet, Spaced, and Garth Marenghi fic for this bang…

I would love a new Nathan Barley fic. So boost.

For something new: Take a movie and rewrite the characters so they act like Ju and Noel (Not that new actually but fun). I did this for Highlander and now Sean Connery acts like Russell Brand.

Whatever you pick, I’m sure it will turn out great.

She is playing Love Games with us. Love Games, I tell you!

The Mighty Boosh and Vampire: The Masquerade.

Bent Part 8

concupiscence66:

Title:  Bent

Author:  Concupid

Pairing: Howard/Vince

Rating: NC-17

Warnings: angst, Vince’s anger issues continue but no violence, graphic sex, language

Summary:  Howard and Vince have sex.

http://concupiscence66.livejournal.com/100297.html

Praise the smut wizard.

Bent Part 7

concupiscence66:

Title:  Bent

Author:  Concupid

Pairing:  Vince/Howard

Rating: R

Warnings: angst, semi-graphic sexuality… this is a hard story to put warnings for.  Things you read in other fanfics that make you uncomfortable?  That’s the kind of stuff happening here.

Summary:  Howard is ready to be a man of action.  Sort of.

http://concupiscence66.livejournal.com/99912.html

I’m not crying. I’m allergic to so much creativity.

sojavanillemilch:

sojavanillemilch:

meeplegirl:

bubblewrapjunkie:

monsterfielding:

iheartradke:

The Pink Underwear :3

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THEY HAVE THE SAME UNDERWEAR I REPEAT THEY HAVE THE SAME UNDERWEAR THEY EITHER HAVE MATCHING PANTS OR THEY SHARE A PAIR OR JULIAN JUST GRABBED NOEL’S AFTER A BUMMING BECAUSE HE WANTED TO FEEL CLOSE TO HIM HELP ME HELP ME DOES NOT COMPUTE DOES NOT COMPUTE

Am I the only one frightened by the way our minds work? And dammit, Julian! You are a sexy bastard!

Nope, I think our minds are working just fine. Noel, Ju, similar underwear, sexy times. Perfectly normal response.
On another note: This needs to be turned into a story. I don’t care which one of you smut wizards does it but get to it. Now. Boost. BOOST.

Or we all combine our minds and write a story together. Somebody starts with the title and we all add a paragraph. I’m sure it would turn out great. And by great I mean messy, beautiful and mental. Would you be interested in that?

 #I really want to write this but I don’t even feel like part of the fandom any more  #Like IDK  #Will anyone even read it if I write it?  #*sighs* @oldgregggroupie: Of course they will read it, you will be part of the smut chain. Do you love the Boosh or Ju or Noel or the tapestry in episode three season 2? Yes? Then you are part of the fandom.

sojavanillemilch:

sojavanillemilch:

meeplegirl:

bubblewrapjunkie:

monsterfielding:

iheartradke:

The Pink Underwear :3

*——————————* <3

image

THEY HAVE THE SAME UNDERWEAR I REPEAT THEY HAVE THE SAME UNDERWEAR THEY EITHER HAVE MATCHING PANTS OR THEY SHARE A PAIR OR JULIAN JUST GRABBED NOEL’S AFTER A BUMMING BECAUSE HE WANTED TO FEEL CLOSE TO HIM HELP ME HELP ME DOES NOT COMPUTE DOES NOT COMPUTE

Am I the only one frightened by the way our minds work? And dammit, Julian! You are a sexy bastard!

Nope, I think our minds are working just fine. Noel, Ju, similar underwear, sexy times. Perfectly normal response.

On another note: This needs to be turned into a story. I don’t care which one of you smut wizards does it but get to it. Now. Boost. BOOST.

Or we all combine our minds and write a story together. Somebody starts with the title and we all add a paragraph. I’m sure it would turn out great. And by great I mean messy, beautiful and mental. Would you be interested in that?

#I really want to write this but I don’t even feel like part of the fandom any more #Like IDK #Will anyone even read it if I write it? #*sighs* @oldgregggroupie: Of course they will read it, you will be part of the smut chain. Do you love the Boosh or Ju or Noel or the tapestry in episode three season 2? Yes? Then you are part of the fandom.

sojavanillemilch:

meeplegirl:

bubblewrapjunkie:

monsterfielding:

iheartradke:

The Pink Underwear :3

*——————————* &lt;3


THEY HAVE THE SAME UNDERWEAR I REPEAT THEY HAVE THE SAME UNDERWEAR THEY EITHER HAVE MATCHING PANTS OR THEY SHARE A PAIR OR JULIAN JUST GRABBED NOEL’S AFTER A BUMMING BECAUSE HE WANTED TO FEEL CLOSE TO HIM HELP ME HELP ME DOES NOT COMPUTE DOES NOT COMPUTE

Am I the only one frightened by the way our minds work? And dammit, Julian! You are a sexy bastard!

Nope, I think our minds are working just fine. Noel, Ju, similar underwear, sexy times. Perfectly normal response.
On another note: This needs to be turned into a story. I don’t care which one of you smut wizards does it but get to it. Now. Boost. BOOST.

Or we all combine our minds and write a story together. Somebody starts with the title and we all add a paragraph. I&#8217;m sure it would turn out great. And by great I mean messy, beautiful and mental. Would you be interested in that?

sojavanillemilch:

meeplegirl:

bubblewrapjunkie:

monsterfielding:

iheartradke:

The Pink Underwear :3

*——————————* <3

image

THEY HAVE THE SAME UNDERWEAR I REPEAT THEY HAVE THE SAME UNDERWEAR THEY EITHER HAVE MATCHING PANTS OR THEY SHARE A PAIR OR JULIAN JUST GRABBED NOEL’S AFTER A BUMMING BECAUSE HE WANTED TO FEEL CLOSE TO HIM HELP ME HELP ME DOES NOT COMPUTE DOES NOT COMPUTE

Am I the only one frightened by the way our minds work? And dammit, Julian! You are a sexy bastard!

Nope, I think our minds are working just fine. Noel, Ju, similar underwear, sexy times. Perfectly normal response.

On another note: This needs to be turned into a story. I don’t care which one of you smut wizards does it but get to it. Now. Boost. BOOST.

Or we all combine our minds and write a story together. Somebody starts with the title and we all add a paragraph. I’m sure it would turn out great. And by great I mean messy, beautiful and mental. Would you be interested in that?