thecouchwitch:

Russell Brand has three fashion modes

1. Fashion Disaster Jesus
2. Hippie Anarchist
3. Sexual Gothic Nightmare

4. Victorian Sex Ghost.

littleredchucks:

unusual-ly:

noshitjohnny:

peacockbluey:

oohyeahboomalackaway:

thecouchwitch:

agedbeaster:

littleredchucks:

unusual-ly:

one-nice-act:

I wish The Mighty Boosh fandom wasn’t dead because when I feel shit and have a black mood like today it’s the only thing that can make me ok again 😞…

Can I be part of this fandom…please?

Well, we’re not gonna say no to a new Booshlr~ Right guys?

We’ll never say no to a new Booshlr. Welcome young one. We’ve got all thing that are good. Would you like a Baileys?

Aw, of course you can. Welcome to monkey hell. Group hug!

The Master and Magneto.

concupiscence66:

agedbeaster:

sojavanillemilch:

agedbeaster:

esmerelda-fielding:

In light of the heatwave the past few days, and Noel’s tweets today, I give you poolside Noel in a dress!

Is that Julian in the pool? He looks terrifying.

I think it is one of these rare Northern mermen. They stalk beaches and hotel pools for fair maidens in short dresses. They are pretty lax on the maiden part but the short dress is non-negotiable. Once the merman has spotted his prey, he lures it into the water with poetry and promises of “fun times”. No victim ever escaped this mustachioed sea creature. Mostly because they don’t want to, but that’s just my opinion. 

So it’s Julian then. Just as I thought. :)

It’s a well known fact that a Northern Merman can only survive on land if his body is carefully packed in tweed.

For the preservation of his willowy pins, the merman must be fed with only the finest cheeses. All grooming has to be done around midnight, preferably while he is asleep. Jazz is mandatory for his well-being.

hbshizzle:

no. this was not allowed. but they did it anyway.

They look so happy together. This reminds me so much of a wedding photo. “Now introducing Mr. and Mr. Barratt-Fielding.” My precious babies. I am not crying, you’re crying!

hbshizzle:

no. this was not allowed. but they did it anyway.

They look so happy together. This reminds me so much of a wedding photo. “Now introducing Mr. and Mr. Barratt-Fielding.” My precious babies. I am not crying, you’re crying!

agedbeaster:

esmerelda-fielding:

In light of the heatwave the past few days, and Noel’s tweets today, I give you poolside Noel in a dress!

Is that Julian in the pool? He looks terrifying.

I think it is one of these rare Northern mermen. They stalk beaches and hotel pools for fair maidens in short dresses. They are pretty lax on the maiden part but the short dress is non-negotiable. Once the merman has spotted his prey, he lures it into the water with poetry and promises of “fun times”. No victim ever escaped this mustachioed sea creature. Mostly because they don’t want to, but that’s just my opinion. 

littleredchucks:

mill-iam:

Hands are weird because one of them can do absolutely everything without a problem and the other one can’t even hold a spoon

This genuinely really confused me for several minutes until I remembered that most people aren’t ambidextrous. So what does your useless hand do when you’re trying to do stuff? How do you drive a car? The whole knife+fork thing, how do you guys manage?

Each one of my hands has a very special set of skills. And together the can do marvellous things like tying shoe laces, typing on a keyboard or holding two bags of groceries. Hand shaming has to stop now! Clap, if you agree… Oh, sorry. Didn’t want to rub it in.

Hey :3

heartrachel:

Hi! 

(thanks sojavanillemilch for this gif!)

Thanks for acknowleding me as the creator.

concupiscence66:

Title: The Transitive Property of Attraction
Author: concupiscence66
Fandom: Sweet
Pairing: Pete Sweet/Stitch, Stitch/OMC
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: explicit sex, dub-con (intoxicated, manipulated), angst, substance abuse/drug use, language, violence
Summary:…

This was the first m/m fic I read and it is good, so good. Oh Conny… Sorry, I think I’ve fangirled over your writing again.

henry—rollins:

Henry Rollins & Joe Cole

Damn, this breaks my heart.

henry—rollins:

Henry Rollins & Joe Cole

Damn, this breaks my heart.

Aw, baby. Your nose is beautiful. Come here, let me kiss it better.

Damn, Noel. You are one beautiful lady. I mean man. Stop confusing me, you gorgeous human being.

Damn, Noel. You are one beautiful lady. I mean man. Stop confusing me, you gorgeous human being.

I was smoking when I saw your post about Noel being a spitter. If you don't want to know how much it hurts when your cigarette gets catapulted out of your mouth and lands on your fingers because you burst out laughing out of the blue, look away now : D

Oh, I’m sorry. I never thought my pervy mind could hurt someone. But on the other hand, this might be a good slogan to put on cigarette boxes: “Reading filthy Tumblr comments might burn you”, instead of “Could cause cancer”. I would switch for that.

I never thought of Noel as a spitter. Better edit your real life fan fics, smut wizards.

No worries, Noel. The sounds you hear are just the wailing cries of my sexual frustration.

No worries, Noel. The sounds you hear are just the wailing cries of my sexual frustration.